Makeout Party: Archive

Apr 9th

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Apr 7th

Charlie Sheen's Next Job

So stand up is out. For now anyway. It looks like Mr. Sheen may have to switch careers soon and I just wanted to throw a few suggestions I had as to possible follow ups to his comedic career. 1. Go Pro Wrestling that is. Lots of former actors have done stints on WWE playing themselves and jumping into the ring. Like David Arquette, Micky Rourke, even Hulk Hogan. What do you say...

Apr 6th

NBA All-Star Retrospective

That’s right it’s a retrospective because some of us still don’t have smart phones. So all this “live tweeting” witchcraft can go back to the voodoo anti-Jesus spirit world from whence it came! But let’s concentrate on what’s really important, it’s NBA All-Star weekend. Remember when we were like 5 or whatever and the NBA All-Star break took up...

Feb 19th

Jan 26th

It's the end of the world! And iMovie! →

So this website and video (which he claims cost him tons of dollarses (actual quote)) was created by Stansberry & Associates Investment Research; a totally not fake company that has totally never been sued by any government ever. OBVIOUSLY it’s just a scare tactic, but what I find so funny about it, is that it is hilarious. There have been radio commercials and adds pumped into this...

Jan 25th

Jan 14th

Kel Mitchell to star in straight-to-DVD 2012 Oscar... →

So you know how sometimes when you’re walking around a Blockbuster (cause Netflix is a passing fad and not real and made up by the liberal media) and you see a VHS (cause DVDs are a passing fad and not real and made up by the liberal media) and this movie is clearly straight to video and clearly a rip off of another movie? You know, they have Transmorphers instead of Transformers and...

Jan 11th

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Yup. →

Can we all please take a second and thank the gods of the internet for giving us all that is good in the world? Can we also take a second to check out this article which is in no way stupid and is totally true and not crazy at all. If this article were a person they would probably live on the 3rd street promenade and shout things at people like, “bro! Quit bein possessed by satan and...

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Top 5 Anything Ever

I love Top 5 lists, and anticipate doing a top 5 top 5 list somewhere in the future. But for now I have compiled what I have deemed to be the Top 5 Anything Ever. These are the best 5 things ever created by the world. #5 - SPACE CAMP Space Camp made this list for 3 reasons. First, it’s the smartest investment NASA ever made. Second, it’s the closest kids can get to playing real...

Oct 7th

I'm so happy this is REAL! →

The guy who started this is Mormon. Creepy Joseph Smith stuff aside, this is by far proof that Mormon = Aspergers and I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS REAL!

Oct 7th

Watch

Holy Auto-tune Batman! M&M officially puts the SIN in SING, am I right people who aren’t deaf? This video is strange. Forgetting the fact that M&M and Lil’ Wayne are on screen together for about 8 seconds, and Wayne is dropped from the song after the first hook hits, this is one of those classic hip hop duet videos, right? Why is that still a thing? You kids wanna know what...

Oct 2nd

Jul 31st

Get the fuck out of here!

clomedy: Soon, we’ll have delicious comedy flowing out of every pore of this site, ready for you to consume, no need to reheat. Until then, get the hell out of here. Follow us on Twitter, and maybe we’ll let you know when you can come back. Now go read something by one of these spectacularly clever dudes: Dan Borrelli Wes Clarkson Pete Gibson -Clomedy Staff

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Jul 10th

Lebron

Hey Cleveland, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

Jul 9th

Porn Star Promises BJs If Netherlands Wins the... →

Okay, I get that it’s a long shot, all of it. The Netherlands winning, the pornstar living up to the promise, the 50,000 overweight hopefuls mustering up the courage to leave their WOW game unattended for a much need hummer… But is this really enough motivation for me to start following some porn star on Twitter? Honestly, I don’t think so. And not just because I’m...

Jul 8th

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Jul 3rd

https://members.humaneventsonline.com/order.php?off... →

Holy white Jesus that’s disturbing! This is why I can’t tell people I’m from the south, cause this is the racist, scary shit that they picture running rampant through the Bible-belt. Which it is… The problem with Amurrcan history is that it HAS to be portrayed with leftest leanings because it’s Amurrcan history and hindsight is 20fuckin10. The only thing the...

Jul 2nd

Jul 1st

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Hilarious…

Jun 29th

tradeandtryon asked: will you allow me to proofread your blog before you post things? I DIE LAUGHING UNTIL MY INNER GRAMMAR/SPELLING NAZI PUTS ME IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP OF DISTRACTION

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Jun 17th

http://whizbiz.com.au/ →

hiccupingduck: carriehopefletcher: I actually can not believe what i am seeing….!!! Feminism maybe? Anything boys can do, we can do? Guess what, males! I DON’T NEED A PENIS TO PEE! JUST A NIFTY FUNNEL!!

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Jun 14th

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

So I’m sitting here sick in bed with a fever of 103 thanks to World Cup fever. More like World Cup AIDS, am I right? Are we drinkin? Is this on? ……………………….. So remember when a week ago everyone was saying England could take it all and Germany is too young of a team to perform properly? Me neither. Cause soccer is the most...

Jun 13th

Here's lookin at you Kid Rock

Working nights is so in right now, and while I’m still a good ways away from my dream gig as part time bartender/part time cocktail waitress at the Saddle Ranch on City Walk (a girl can dream) I do enjoy being super sober around drunk old Armenian men and biker chicks. The best part of the night would have to be when the fucking kick ass mix of songs from five years ago that...

Jun 13th