I love Top 5 lists, and anticipate doing a top 5 top 5 list somewhere in the future.  But for now I have compiled what I have deemed to be the Top 5 Anything Ever.  These are the best 5 things ever created by the world.

#5 - SPACE CAMP

Space Camp made this list for 3 reasons.  First, it’s the smartest investment NASA ever made.  Second, it’s the closest kids can get to playing real life Ender’s Game.  Third, it’s the least creepy thing about Alabama.  That being said, Space Camp has not only defined the childhood dream of a generation, but also inspired the movement of Hollywood movies based on cheesy theme-park attractions.

#4 - RIVER OF DREAMS by BILLY JOEL

River of Dreams is the best song ever because like the lyric “it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind”, this song can only be truly appreciated by the ears of the Deaf.  Also it’s got that sick Lion Kingesc back up chorus and YES Lion Kingesc IS a real term and NO dreams isn’t just a river in Egypt.

#3 - The movie FRIDA starring Selma Hayek

I still don’t really know what it’s about, some artist who broke her leg or something?  What?  Why?  But this movie…man…I mean…damn.  It’s up there with Man in the Iron Mask and Space Cowboys, but has this intense imagery that lifts it up to the next echelon.

#2 -  BILL MURRAY

Ghostbusters.

And the number 1 greatest anything ever…

#1 - YOU! The reader!

Kidding…

It’s candy.

Candy is the greatest thing ever.

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