Can we all please take a second and thank the gods of the internet for giving us all that is good in the world?  Can we also take a second to check out this article which is in no way stupid and is totally true and not crazy at all.  If this article were a person they would probably live on the 3rd street promenade and shout things at people like, “bro!  Quit bein possessed by satan and shit!”  If this article was an animal it would probably be one of those monkeys that smokes cigarettes.  If this article was a tree it would be a fern, and, well, I think you get the idea.