Makeout Party

The year of the check-this-out

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News Alert: The Saints will NOT drop Drew Brees! NFL inside sources have told me that QB Drew Brees will NOT be let go by the New Orleans Saints.  Last season’s Super Bowl MVP, who this year threw for over 4600 yards and 33 touchdowns, will remain with the organization at least until his contract expires in 2048.   I caught up with Saints coach Sean Payton who had this to add, “What? No we’re not firing Drew (Brees) are you fucking high(!?)  How did you get in my office?” Early reports that Brees had met with some coaches and players from the Seahawks lead many to suspect that he would be jumping ship to Seattle.  It turns out that the Seahawks actually made the playoffs, and were to play the Saints last Saturday.   Rumors have been circulating that the Hawks actually won the game and have advanced in the playoffs, but these rumors cannot be proven due to the fact that nobody watched the Saints/Seahawks NFC Wildcard game at 10AM on a Saturday.

News Alert: The Saints will NOT drop Drew Brees!

NFL inside sources have told me that QB Drew Brees will NOT be let go by the New Orleans Saints.  Last season’s Super Bowl MVP, who this year threw for over 4600 yards and 33 touchdowns, will remain with the organization at least until his contract expires in 2048.  

I caught up with Saints coach Sean Payton who had this to add, “What? No we’re not firing Drew (Brees) are you fucking high(!?)  How did you get in my office?”

Early reports that Brees had met with some coaches and players from the Seahawks lead many to suspect that he would be jumping ship to Seattle.  It turns out that the Seahawks actually made the playoffs, and were to play the Saints last Saturday.  

Rumors have been circulating that the Hawks actually won the game and have advanced in the playoffs, but these rumors cannot be proven due to the fact that nobody watched the Saints/Seahawks NFC Wildcard game at 10AM on a Saturday.