Makeout Party

The year of the check-this-out

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So I may be late to the game but I’m just learning that Season 4 of the Jersey Shore will be shot in Italy.  Here are 6 reasons why that is a very awesome thing!
6. They can all return to Amurrca and forever annoy people at parties by pretentiously using the phrase “I spent some time in Europe.”
5. Italy is a lot like New Jersey, except with less guidos.
4. People still probably use Myspace a lot over there.
3. The guys wont be the only 4 people in the country with six packs.
2. There actually is NO age limit for consuming alcohol in Italy (it’s 16 to buy), which means at least half the cast is getting Roman Polanski’d.
1. When Italy is shown in TV and movies, it’s often super romanticized. And speaking as someone who spent some time in Europe (told you it was annoying, right? Like nails on a really pretentious chalk board), it’s fair to say there are many not so glamourous sides of the country as well.  But there are very, very few clubs, even in Rome.  Which means these guys will have to party/fist pump/roofie in youth hostels and churches.

Plue, Snooki+vespa=best gif of 2011.  I’m calling it.

So I may be late to the game but I’m just learning that Season 4 of the Jersey Shore will be shot in Italy.  Here are 6 reasons why that is a very awesome thing!

6. They can all return to Amurrca and forever annoy people at parties by pretentiously using the phrase “I spent some time in Europe.”

5. Italy is a lot like New Jersey, except with less guidos.

4. People still probably use Myspace a lot over there.

3. The guys wont be the only 4 people in the country with six packs.

2. There actually is NO age limit for consuming alcohol in Italy (it’s 16 to buy), which means at least half the cast is getting Roman Polanski’d.

1. When Italy is shown in TV and movies, it’s often super romanticized. And speaking as someone who spent some time in Europe (told you it was annoying, right? Like nails on a really pretentious chalk board), it’s fair to say there are many not so glamourous sides of the country as well.  But there are very, very few clubs, even in Rome.  Which means these guys will have to party/fist pump/roofie in youth hostels and churches.

Plue, Snooki+vespa=best gif of 2011.  I’m calling it.