That’s right it’s a retrospective because some of us still don’t have smart phones.  So all this “live tweeting” witchcraft can go back to the voodoo anti-Jesus spirit world from whence it came!

But let’s concentrate on what’s really important, it’s NBA All-Star weekend.  Remember when we were like 5 or whatever and the NBA All-Star break took up one Sunday.  Well now it’s a whole weekend (Welcome to 1998 BITCH!)  And some of us have jobs that take us there.  Andso far it’s…well…worthy of being broadcast on TNT.

Tonight was the first night of the festivities which involved the Celebrity Jam and the Rookie/Sophomore game.  

First off…this Justin Bieber kid can play!  Between him and Sexy Rexy Fox being on the court at the same sexyt ime on the same sexy channel, I didn’t know who to swoon over mostest!  

At one point he juked someone and landed a three which made me realize that J-Biebs is probably the manifestation of an old black man who sold his soul to the devil in order to become a pretty white boy who was a successful musician before he hit puberty and oh, yeah, fucking WAYTOOGOOD at basketball!

Also, Blake Griffin is a beast (not a news flash).  His arms are bigger than my insecurities (discuss). 

All in all it was rad.  So I’ll leave you with the high and low of the evening…

LOW - B-Griff being way too saturated as an athlete and only playing 13.something minutes in the Rookie/Sophomore game tonight. (Although J-Wall looked BEAST!)

HIGH - The conversation I over heard leaving the locker room between a rather rapey employee and the single mother with two kids he was hitting on…

Rapey dude talking to creeped out mom’s kids - “That was a blast you guys. Now you should convince your mom to take a couple shots and we could all go have a lot MORE fun… ;) <— (creepiest wink EVER)