So I’m sitting here sick in bed with a fever of 103 thanks to World Cup fever.  More like World Cup AIDS, am I right?  Are we drinkin?  Is this on?

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     So remember when a week ago everyone was saying England could take it all and Germany is too young of a team to perform properly?  Me neither.  Cause soccer is the most impossible sport in the world to follow.  

     Every time the World Cup (or WC as the internet would say) comes around the Amurrcan media contemplates if this will be the year Amurrcans finally embrace soccer.  But Amurrcans don’t like anything unless we’re naturally good at it, like UFC or NASCAR. 

     Trust me, I’ve been around since the forst WC, I know these things.  Which means that I’m over 80 years old.  Which is a problem because I have to move every ten years when people start to realize I don’t age.  I’ve lost the woman I love this way, it’s painful to recall.

     Truth be told, I like the WC.  It’s nice to see atheletes who aren’t plastered all over Dancing with the Stars and Amurrca’s most wanted.  And despite the low scoring, it is exciting.  If only they’d do something about the turrable secada noises coming from the crowd…