Listen up Amurrca. Kat Dennings is not attractive. Aside from the fact that her movies make my brain hurt and my hipster muscles explode, she is terrifying to look at. Maybe I’M big, and it’s the pictures that got small. Or maybe we are starting to determine attractiveness by how famous someone is and not by how lucky they are genetically.
All I’m saying is if TMZ can rip Amy Winehouse a new asshole for enjoying the occassional cocktail. I can pic on Wednesday Adams. Seacrest out!
