Okay, I get that it’s a long shot, all of it.  The Netherlands winning, the pornstar living up to the promise, the 50,000 overweight hopefuls mustering up the courage to leave their WOW game unattended for a much need hummer…

But is this really enough motivation for me to start following some porn star on Twitter?  Honestly, I don’t think so.  And not just because I’m trying to come off like a “mature man”, cause I’m not, there’s not a lot I WONT do for a beej.  But it’s because in some weird, prideful way, I value who I follow.  The fact that she’s making these empty promises to get followers is pretty lame.

I’ve always seen Twitter as my high school lunch table.  These are the people I want to catch up with every day.

E.E. Cummings once wrote, 

“A pretty girl who naked is

Is worth a million statues”

Which taught me two things.  One, grammar doesn’t mean shit.  Two, don’t make lists for things you only have one example of.

My point is…  I’m not ready to lower my twitter standards for a blow job.  Call it retarded, call it prideful, call it Shirley, but I’m not.  Sorry Bobbi Eden, this is one tweeter you can’t twe-cruit with your twat.

Also, free butt stuff to any of my followers if the Yankees win another baseball game.  Follow????