So Bruce Springsteen is not on Twitter. Few things have made me as sad as this; Chel Clin gettin hitched, Party Down getting canceled, and the fact that Aarco still wont take credit cards which causes me to blow up at the poor guy working the register everything I want some god damn unleaded.
But in anticipation of his inevidable twitter obsession (RE: what happened to Kanye). I have gone ahead and posted some tweets I anticipate from the boss.
“Hey this tweety-tweet thing is pretty cool, heh-heh.”
“George W. Bush has officially turned the American dream into the American nightmare. We need change!”
“Why do they call it ice cream if it tastes so chocolatey?”
“I think this hockey thing is one big conspiracy.”
“I know fourteen people named Lil’ Johnny.”
“Hey Mary, I can’t find my slap-chop!”
“Ugh! Whuh! Hone Two Hee Fer get it!”
“Hey everybody, come add me on linkedin!”
